Funfetti of Destruction - Funfetti with Sprinkles

⚖️ Size & Weight

Each Grunge Cookie Pizza is 10 inches in diameter and over 1 inch thick.

Total weight is approximately 3 pounds.

🍕 Serving Suggestions

Event Slices: For events and festivals, we cut the cookie pizza into 8 generous slices. Each slice is about 5 inches long and 3 inches wide at the crust — perfect for one hungry person or to share.

Party & Wedding Slices: For weddings, corporate events, birthday parties, or other gatherings, each slice can be cut in half again to make 16 smaller slices — because sharing is caring.

🎸 Tip: These cookies are big, bold, and meant to be shared, but there’s no judgment if you keep a slice all to yourself.

Grunge Cookie Pizza Party Guide

Grunge Cookie Pizzas aren’t just desserts — they’re moments. Whether you’re celebrating big, chilling with friends, or sending a surprise to someone who needs a lift, our cookie pizzas bring the fun, the flavor, and the “wow” factor every time.

🎉 Birthdays

Swap the predictable cake for a cookie pizza that steals the show. Big enough to share. Bold enough to remember.

🏢 Corporate Celebrations & Gifts

From customer appreciation to employee shoutouts, this is the gift people actually want. Perfect for break rooms, team wins, client surprises, and “just because” thank-yous.

💍 Weddings & Pre-Wedding Events

Bridal showers, rehearsal dinners, dessert bars, or late-night reception snacks — our cookie pizzas add the sweet, nostalgic vibe that gets everyone talking. Perfect for unintentionally turning "I do" into "I dough".

💛 Thinking of You Gift

Need a fun, thoughtful, unexpected way to brighten someone’s day? Send a cookie pizza. Zero stress. Maximum smiles.

🏈 Gameday Dessert

Your snack spread just earned MVP. Slice it up at kickoff or halftime — it’s the sweetest play of the night.

🎶 Random Hangouts & Gatherings

Family nights, friend nights, movie nights, or “we just felt like it” nights… our cookie pizzas turn any chill moment into something special.

How Your Grunge Cookie Pizza Is Made

Every Grunge Cookie Pizza is handmade from start to finish — no shortcuts, no mass production, just the real deal.

1. Mixed by Hand, Like a Garage-Band Classic

Each batch of dough is hand-mixed like an old-school jam session, then chilled and baked to heavy, chewy perfection.

2. Cool-Down Session

Fresh from the oven, every cookie pizza cools on rack trays, letting the flavors settle in like a guitar amp humming after a show. This keeps the cookie soft, thick, and ready for icing.

3. Small-Batch Icing, Made Fresh

After cooling, we whip up our icing in small batches — smooth, sweet, and ready to rock.

Once ready, it's generously spread across the top of your cookie pizza like a fresh coat of paint on a tour van.

4. Stage Ready Protection

Into the pie pan it goes, where we add three pizza savers to keep your icing safe from the lid.
Think of them as tiny roadies guarding the star of the show.

5. Vacuum-Sealed Freshness

Before shipping, the whole pan is vacuum sealed tight — locking in the freshness like sealing up studio tracks.

6. Wrapped, Packed & Ready to Roll

We wrap your cookie pizza in insulated bubble armor and pack in two ice packs to keep everything cool during its cross-country tour.

7. Shipped Straight to Your Door

The whole setup gets boxed, cushioned, taped, and sent out — ready to arrive fresh and stage-ready for your next birthday party, office event, or late-night craving.

Because at Grunge Cookie Pizza Co., every cookie is treated like a headliner
— made with heart, protected with care, and delivered ready to rock.

Grunge Cookie Pizza Care Instructions

Enjoy Now or Save for Later

Our cookie pizzas are baked fresh and are perfect to enjoy right away.

Room Temperature (First 24 Hours)

Once opened, your cookie pizza can stay out at room temperature for up to 24 hours.

After 24 Hours

For freshness and quality, move your cookie pizza to the refrigerator after the first day.

It will stay delicious for 5–7 days when refrigerated.

Storage Tips (Highly Recommended!)

Store your cookie (or any leftover slices) in an airtight, sealed container.

For extra softness and moisture, place a slice of bread inside the container or around the cookie. The bread will harden over time while keeping your cookie pizza soft and fresh.